i’m what the kids call

jodiefoster:

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

i’d be a terrible superhero i’d be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like “i literally just sat down”

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Заказчик не прос&# 1090;о доволен. Он поражен….

The customer is not just satisfied. He is amazed ….

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im getting too far along for my clothes and cant bind anymore so if anybody wants to help me get a few maternity clothes that would be very cool

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Poor trans family in CRITICAL need

Please donate

My partner and I have been struggling to survive since I lost my job in August and now that we are finally to a point where stability is possible, everything that could go wrong is going horribly wrong.

To make things short, we are two trans and mentally ill adults with a 6 year old child and I am pregnant.

My partner’s car is breaking down. We are electing to cut our losses and sell it, leaving us with my vehicle to get both of us to work and our child back and forth to school.

We have no insurance. I cannot pay to go to the doctor for prenatal visits and we cannot afford to take our child in for sick visits o r afford his asthma medication. He needs occupational therapy and we cannot afford this either.

We have thousands of dollars of loans and credit card debt. All of our bills are critically past due. We have no money for groceries or toiletries.

Our child will have no presents for Christmas or for his birthday, which falls two weeks after Christmas. We have no money for clothing for me as my pregnancy progresses.

WE BOTH HAVE JOBS. We have vey good paying jobs but the waiting period between now and when those jobs will support our expenses is an arduous and unpredictable stretch.


Please, please help us. Reblog this, donate. Even $1 is better than nothing.


I am willing to trade for payment. I write and edit resumes and can also proofread and edit papers. Hell, I will even make phone calls to schedule appointments for you.


Please donate.

This is our bank balance. We got paid YESTERDAY. that is how fast bills are eating our money. We did not buy groceries or get gas for the car.

We are STRUGGLING

p lease help. please donate something to us or contact me for a trade.

we’ve only gotten one $5 donation, we just need to make it a little while longer. please, anything helps at all, just please help by donating or reblogging

my electricity is going to be turned off TOMORROW.


I owe $387 on my electric bill!


PLEASE HELP PLEASE

we owe so much in bills now there is no way we can even begin to pay them, even with both of us working. my check got delayed another week so i wont even get it on the 24th anymore.


we’re going to lose our only car. we’ve already lost our internet. we are DROWNING.

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brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

brain: do you have your wallet and your phone and your keys and your pocket knife and y-

me: *playing my ass and thighs like a bongo set at this point*

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tumblr update: u die when u open the app

an improvement

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Ya’ll Egypt just had the most deadliest militant attack in the country’s modern history. A group of assailants targeted the al-Rawda mosque in the town of Bir al-Abed. The people were doing nothing but worshiping and praying on this Friday morning (11/24/17), until the assailants launched a bomb and started shooting. Over 230 people were killed by the bomb and/or gunfire. No one has claimed responsibility, but this is still a horrifying tragedy. I know it can be hard to keep up with national news in the US, but Egypt deserves as much attention and condolences. 

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someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

25/11

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My grandma made this for her husband, who works the night shift at UPS. On a related note, my grandma is amazing. (Source: http://ift.tt/2ykbzw5)

25/11

avadakedavros:

i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength. it was beautiful.

25/11

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Willow & Jaden Smith for Billboard Magazine 

24/11

Have a booty pic. 🍑

they/them

24/11
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misotrashy:

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

So much of this. 

An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”

An apology also isn’t “I’m sorry you …” it’s “I’m sorry I &hel lip;”

24/11